Heard on Domestic Flights in the US
[Announced on the plane before take off] Ladies and Gentlemen, due to a technical malfunction, we regret to inform you that the lavatory on this plane is not available. I repeat, there is no lavatory service. We ask that before boarding, you use the facilities in the airport next to Gate ##. Alternatively, when the plane lands in about 1 hour, you may also use the facilities in our arrival airport.
[When asked to help find overhead cabin space for hand baggage]
Well what would you do at home? You'd keep looking until you find some space, wouldn't you? Please just keep walking along the aisle until you find some space.
[When a passenger asked for hot chocolate]
Ladies and Gentlemen, we will be offering a modified beverage service today. Passengers will have a choice of bottled water, canned juice, and peanuts. Please note that as this is a short flight, it will be inconvenience for us to prepare hot water to serve hot beverages. We would appreciate your cooperation. If you would like any snacks, Trail Mix can be purchased for US$3 a pack. Please provide us with exact change.
[While waiting for shuttle flight from Boston to La Guardia]
Ladies and Gentlemen, the time is 1.15 pm and your flight XXXX was supposed to be boarding at this time. Unfortunately we have been informed that the inbound aircraft from La Guardia has not yet left the airport. We do not know when the aircraft will be able to depart, passengers please remain seated at the gate area. The expected travel time from La Guardia to Boston is 45 minutes therefore we expect a delay of at least 2 hours.
Oh my flight! Boarding! and crap, there's no food! and crap, i have to pay for a headset! I miss international asian airlines!
[When asked to help find overhead cabin space for hand baggage]
Well what would you do at home? You'd keep looking until you find some space, wouldn't you? Please just keep walking along the aisle until you find some space.
[When a passenger asked for hot chocolate]
Ladies and Gentlemen, we will be offering a modified beverage service today. Passengers will have a choice of bottled water, canned juice, and peanuts. Please note that as this is a short flight, it will be inconvenience for us to prepare hot water to serve hot beverages. We would appreciate your cooperation. If you would like any snacks, Trail Mix can be purchased for US$3 a pack. Please provide us with exact change.
[While waiting for shuttle flight from Boston to La Guardia]
Ladies and Gentlemen, the time is 1.15 pm and your flight XXXX was supposed to be boarding at this time. Unfortunately we have been informed that the inbound aircraft from La Guardia has not yet left the airport. We do not know when the aircraft will be able to depart, passengers please remain seated at the gate area. The expected travel time from La Guardia to Boston is 45 minutes therefore we expect a delay of at least 2 hours.
Oh my flight! Boarding! and crap, there's no food! and crap, i have to pay for a headset! I miss international asian airlines!
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