The Bonds of Brotherhood

Would you do any of these for your friend?

1. Put on a facial mask and perform an interpretive dance while wearing a leather thong over your clothes, re-enacting the scene of your friend's proposal to his fiance

2. Wrack your brains to remember when your friend and his fiance first kissed

3. Help him pick out his fiance's lipstick print from a paper full of lipstick prints

4. Perform a belly dance while wearing a belly dance scarf for him

5. Eat vegetables. Raw ones. Bitter ones.

6. Volunteer your body to be searched by other friends for areas with enough hair for a wax strip.

7. Sew "J hearts P" on a tee shirt

8. Instruct your friend to ask for his fiance's hand from her dad in a non-native tongue

9. Sing cheesy Air Supply songs

10. Do a dikir barat about vegetables

In no particular order: Reezan, Cheng, Big Joe, AK, Kev, Ayam, Mama, Yongzhi, Brian, Kanz, Jay, Pavi, Mazlee, Rozani, KT, Janssen, Kai Koon, Danny Boy, Alvin, Ben -

Bradders, you guys rock.

Other tasks we did NOT inflict on the boys... (trust me when I say it was due to lack of time, rather than lack of vindictiveness :)
- Passing a balloon down a chain of 6 guys, from knees to chin, and chin to knees.
- Squatting in a row by the longkang brushing your teeth (aka primary school) and singing a cheesy school assembly song
- Drink beetroot juice
- Tie a tudong in a most fashionable way as possible around the head of one of the brothers
- Name all the different accessories that accompany a baju kebaya